You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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