I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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