she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
