Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
