For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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