I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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