HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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