i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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