ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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