Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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