i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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