what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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