the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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