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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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