Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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