the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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