My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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