I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I party with great urgency now.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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