she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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