I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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