If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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