Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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