I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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