i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She's the barista slut.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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