Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
