Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm like, not good at living.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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