if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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