Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Everyone says I win the strip club
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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