just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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