Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The feeling are messing with the penis
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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