Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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