I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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