is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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