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• (954): View more from Florida

  You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having

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• (940): View more from Texas

  BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...

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• (760): View more from California

  He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  "I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum

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