If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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