the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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