just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
