ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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