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say what?
wanna hang out?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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