I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hello my rib-scented angel!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
