Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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