You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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