I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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