Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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