I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
