Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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