is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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