what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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