girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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