We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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