fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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