I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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