we have officially lost it.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
another moral hangover. fuck.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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