Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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