did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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