i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The convent might be a nice break from real life
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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