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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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