Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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