when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
