did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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