god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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