oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have aggressive nipples.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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