I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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