Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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