I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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